Back on December 27th, days after Christmas: We might have had a rare and clear glimpse into a world outside of our own tiny pale blue dot. Otherworldly invaders? A powerplant experiment gone wrong? We don’t hold all the cards yet, but my money is on the former.
This is why we tell you to trust no one! When the authorities tell you not to panic: THAT’S WHEN YOU PANIC. Telling us that the cause of this massive catastrophe isn’t aliens doesn’t mean that it isn’t aliens! Tell us, those sitting on up-high watching us all try to figure this situation out: What’s up with the small central light watching the madness way up in the clouds as all hell broke loose?
We’re still looking for answers; but they might be watching. As always: Stay safe, folks.