Once again, we enter strange days. We are back, but I wish it wasn’t under these circumstances. This mailbox has been empty since March 21st. My blood froze when I saw “You have 1 unread messages.” An informant identified only as “Herman” claims to have recorded this sound bite while snooping about a very exclusive party. With a hidden microphone, he went looking for a juicy scandal. As usual, I’ll let you draw your own conclusions, but I do not believe this will end well.
The voices are hard to make out, so we suggest you wear your headphones to listen to this.
Be vigilant. Trust nothing.